inthenameofki asked: Y'all realize the whiteboysinsalmonshorts blog is making fun of white boys in salmon shorts, right?

Recently discovered yet another unnecessary, but highly entertaining Tumblr: whiteboysinsalmonshorts.tumblr.com The bloggers’ (who are fabulously sarcastic might I add) mission is to “draw attention to and foster dialogue about the preponderance of white boys in salmon shorts.” Jackpot.
One problem: there has been a lackluster amount of submissions from us southern ladies and gents. How is this possible? The South is the motherland of pastel shorts and frattiness. We can’t afford being shown up by New Jersey, Connecticut, and…Minnesota?! Come on followers, tap some boys in salmon shorts!
Just took a picture for tapthatugaguy.
Most thrilling yet terrifying experience ever.
I don’t get out much.








